The Year of the Rat

I'm no rat, but 2008 is the year of the rat. It is said that the rat is an opportunist with an eye for a bargain, Rats tend to collect and hoard, but are unwilling to pay too much for anything.

In other words, Rats are cheap ass sunzabitches loaded with money looking for ways to screw over others so that they might gain more for themselves.

So beware of all the rats running around, they will probably have a fairly prosperous year and screw you over if you're not one of their buddies.