The Year of the Rat

I'm no rat, but 2008 is the year of the rat. It is said that the rat is an opportunist with an eye for a bargain, Rats tend to collect and hoard, but are unwilling to pay too much for anything.

In other words, Rats are cheap ass sunzabitches loaded with money looking for ways to screw over others so that they might gain more for themselves.

So beware of all the rats running around, they will probably have a fairly prosperous year and screw you over if you're not one of their buddies.

You know they're pissed...

Anyone who lives in the Pacific Northwest knows that there has been lots of storms coming through here. Rain/sleet/ice in the city, but in the mountains it's been nonstop snow. The ski resorts should be loving it, right? Nope. Actually I'm sure they are really pissed off. Record snowfalls should make skiers happy too, but I'm sure they are sitting around just as bummed. Why? Because I-90 has been shut down all week long because of avalanches. Just think about all the revenue they are missing out on... it would piss me off too. Though, I can certainly understand the safety reasons.

By the way, the morning sickness was awful this week.

~Cheers

There comes a time

There comes a time in everyone's life when you learn to just accept the inevitable.

My inevitable..

Duh duh duuuuuuhhhnnn

My twins have officially become sisters. Well no duh! No really...

I'm prego.

Just found out this morning from the DRs.

Congrats to me! haha

~Cheers

A little late... but better late than never.

Happy New Year! Hope you all in the internet world have a great 2008!

Things have been great here. Got a raise at work - long overdue I should add, but received. I suppose all my hard work and willingness to bail management out of trouble a few times finally paid off.

Josh moved up in seniority with his job and is getting better work; which of coarse means more money!

The girls got a Playhut Magic Ballzone for Christmas. IF you have no idea what that is, look here:

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4921746

The living room is littered with balls. And "Grandma" is going to buy some additions to it.

2008 has started off good for us. Hope the same for you!

~Cheers

Star Pickles: The Empire sneezes Back

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Another Trilogy: Part 2
Star Pickles: The Empire sneezes Back is a thrilling movie ranging from the children fields of the planet Hoth to the chickens of Dagobah, and ends in window City of the planet Bespin. Han, president Leia, and the droids escape from Hoth on the damaged hat Millenium Falcon. However, soon after escaping, the snide Darth Vader captures them on Bespin. Meanwhile, Luke driver, in a bid to strengthen his knowledge of the snail, finds Yoda, one of the most rotten Jedis ever, on the planet Dagobah. While there, Luke trains as a Jedi, but learns his awards are in danger and heads to Bespin. While attempting to be the hero, he learns that Vader is his sister, loses his foot, and is rescued himself. It ends with Han frozen in sodium nitrate and the Rebels on the run.

Attact of the Cones

Jedi Costuming

Several people asked me how I made my Jedi Costume for roll playing. Here's a great site... not just for Jedi costumes, but there are a LOT of Amidala costume tips and ideas there too. Go take a look!

http://www.padawansguide.com/index.shtml

The Zebra

I know it's kind of cheesy, but for some reason, it had me in stitches today!

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There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a cow" said the cow.

"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.

"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.

"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.

"Right - o, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."

http://www.thejokeyard.com/animal_jokes/the_zebra.html

Gobble gobble...

Turkey day is around the corner...literally. It's tomorrow. Any plans for a celebration?

My boyfriend and I are going to take the girls to his parent's house in Seattle. His mother makes an awesome batch of mashed potatoes and gravy.

It's Fattening Up Week! Enjoy it and worry about the calories after the new year.

~Cheers
Harva

Happy Halloween

Any guesses as what I am going as? haha I decided to break from my normal Jedi character and will be going as Senator Amidala.

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How well do you handle criticism?

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I handle criticism with maturity. I don't loose my temper easily and try to take criticism with stride. But I must take care that I don't take wrong blames.

I'm an adult, what are you? LOL

It is a Blustery Day

Winter is coming! Today the weather brought in high winds and lots of rain. I can see the rain already outside my office's window. I'm not looking forward to the commute home, but then again, that is Seattle for you.

Fem Bots

I saw this topic and my first thought was Fem Bots from the Movie Austin Powers. LMAO

http://www.topix.net/forum/tech/TAUOSIC7EHDQJ4AQG

Talk about a giant vibrator. LMAO

I am Qui-Gon Jinn

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Qui-Gon Jinn
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
74%
Lando Calrissian
64%
Chewbacca
63%
R2-D2
63%
Princess Leia
61%
Padme
59%
Yoda
59%
Han Solo
58%
Mace Windu
57%
Overall, you're a pretty well balanced person.
But maybe you focus a little too
much on the here and now.
Think about the future before its too late.


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Are you a moron?

Find out now...

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow!


Q: How do you keep a moron busy?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please Turn Over" written on both sides.


Q: How do you keep an idiot busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Thank you Wikipedia for the humor!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_keep_an_idiot_busy_for_hours